#positive-thoughts

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"There's always a free lunch with Cosmic Ordering."

"Only positive thoughts can inspire you to positive actions."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Having Words with Words [10w] ”I’ve had a falling out with words,leaving me speechless."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"The 2-Step Self-Discovery Program The first step in self-discovery is not giving a shit what anybody else thinks.The second step is knowing you're a self-centered asshole."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."