#positive-thoughts

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Hypocrisy [10w] Religion without hypocrisy doesn't exist;that's man's imperfection, not God's."

"When life gives you lemons, use Cosmic Ordering!"

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"The true test of one's mettle is how many times you will try before you give up."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"How to Treat Your Lover {Couplet} If you want to learn how your lover best to treat,Pretend each time is the last time you'll ever meet."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Rooftop Poetry Sing poetry from rooftopslike a muzzein' s call for prayer."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."