#positive-thoughts

"Cruel Love [10w] Cruel love helps turn out excellent,competitive, cutthroat, dog-eat-dog children."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Forget being a bad failure, use Cosmic Ordering and be good at success."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"No need to steal someone’s thunder, with Cosmic Ordering you can make your own."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Everybody talks about being rich, Cosmic Ordering does something about it."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"