#positive-thoughts

"Use Cosmic Ordering now, not as a morning after pill."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Preachiness vs. Prose vs. Poetry A poem that says what it means is prose;if it means what it says it's a sermon.Leave the homiletics for the priestsprose for the journalistsand soulful resonancefor the poets."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Memories [10w] Spend half your life creating memories,the other half, remembering."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"What Ever Happened to Stupid? [10w] ‘I’m only human’,has become everybody’s license to fuck up."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."