#positive-thoughts

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"To fail is a natural consequence of trying, to succeed is a natural consequence of Cosmic Ordering."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"The only time you fail is when you fall down and stay down."

"Lies vs. Truth [10w] I can only speak truth if I lie to myself."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"Live in this moment ... for it is the only moment we have!"

"1953 It seems the world has gone downhill since the year Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Everest."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."