#power-of-love

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"He who knows how to use the power of love is the most powerful."

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."