#power-of-love

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"True friends are those who came into your life, saw the most negative part of you, but are not ready to leave you, no matter how contagious you are to them."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."