#power-of-love

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Neanderthal Poetry A poem should come as quick as lightningand create the awe Neanderthals felt cringing in their caves when hearing a clap of thunder."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Politicians [10w] All politicians serve two masters ~their ambition and their cocks."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"As Long As It Has a Fast Internet Connection {Couplet} I need a cozy den to winter in,a hiberaculum away from the city's din."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Scientology [10w] There's nothing more oppressive than the ignorance of foolish belief."

"3 Surefire Ways to Win a Man You sucking my cock made our relationship interesting.You taking it up your ass made it meaningful.You cooking me dinner made it lasting."