#power-of-love

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Senility [10w] Senility's like a bottle of Coke that lost its bubbles."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Western Hypocricy I laugh at the hypocrisy of this western world that only expects the Muslims and Jews to act more Christian, while they continueto revel in the carnage of their heathen ways."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."