#power-of-love

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"God vs. Satan [10w] Why can't God and Satan get along?They're both detail-oriented."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"David Dukes How come everytime I put on the T.V.to watch some Dick Wolf crime show,all the judges are blackand all the criminals are white!I just sayin there must be some kindaJew conspiracy at work here!"

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Black Hole The death of one great man makes the world seem empty;the death or three creates a back hole in the heart of humanity.In Memorium 2015B.B. KingOliver SacksNicholas Winton"

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