#powerful-story

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"There's More Than Two Choices [10w] Don't take the road less traveled;blaze your own path."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Out-of-the-Box [10w] I march to my own drummerin a drum circle."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Regret vs. Good Times "If I had to regret the good times I spent with every lover who eventually disillusioned me,my love life would be reduced to ten seconds."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."