#powerful-story

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Die Alone It is man's tragic fate to die alone,therefore, we must carefully choose who we die alone with."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"