#powerful-story

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."