#powerful-story

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Ruth Whither thou goest, I will go ~as long as it's to the mall.I heard Dillard's is having an 80% off sale!"

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."