#powerful-story

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Siesta Mud tracked from the rice fields blazon a pathFrom kitchen to cellar escaping noon’s wrath.A quiet siesta to break the ordealOf scything and sifting and spinning the wheel.Half a dream later he returns to the fieldTo seeding earth’s furrows. massaging its yield.And when Sun descends gravely back to her tombHe tracks back to the kitchen, the cellar, his room."

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Gays & Lesbians Birds of a feather fuck together."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."