#powerful-story

"Diana Sporting a Remington Sendero SF II {Couplet} Over one shoulder hung a rifle, over the other swung a brace of pheasants;She was a no-nonsense breed of sniper, a viper with no time for fangs of conscience."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Fall in Love in Fall {Couplet} It would be more befitting to fall in love in the fall,for the leave's colorful dance of death, augurs the long haul."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"The Flood that Did Not Subside [10w] What would today's world be,If Noah's dove flew into obscurity?"

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."