#powerful-story

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Let Others Speak [10w] When others speak of your virtues they grow tenfold."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Sharia Justice [10w] Sharia justice is a lynch mob masquerading as Allah's will."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."