"I’m giving a free concert tonight. Seating is limited, so bring your own toilet. While there is no admission price, if you bring 100 dollars, it’s like a roll of toilet paper."
#Price
23 quotes about Price
Discover inspiring Price quotes from famous authors and thought leaders. Find wisdom and motivation about Price to inspire your life.
Price Quotes
"Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an invisible cloak from me for the one-time low price of $77,777.77. Offer valid for emotional invalids only."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."