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"Russian, Metafizicheskiy-poshlost This is the humorous metaphysical banality like watching Tolstoy's wife, Sophia, nag her husband about leaving borscht stains on the table linen. The resulting discombobulation totally messed up the ending of Anna Karenina."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"A tamed woman will never leave her mark in the world."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Pond(er) This [10w] Nobody wants to be:'Big fish in a little pond."

"I know how you feel because I’ve been there too. I’ve hated and I’ve loved. I’ve seen my demons root and crawl and my angels branch and soar. I've died within myself and lived a thousand different lives. I too fight the same war and I too am drowning in the puddles of self-consciousness this world created."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"The greatest adventure is to have no fear for the blaze that lies ahead."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."