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"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."

"My God,' he gasped, 'you're fun to kiss."

"Long Term Relationships [10w] Long term relationships should begin and end with a laugh."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Twittersweeet [10w] Finding Twitter followers' like fishing in a lake of fisherman."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."