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"Its dark and I’m reading my scars because our moments remind me of where I should be."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Anybody can fail."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Gradually Then Instantly [10w] We fall in love the way we lose our minds."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Nerd life is just so much better than regular life."

"It’s always about timing. If it’s too soon, no one understands. If it’s too late, everyone’s forgotten."