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"A lie never grows old."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Tell the negative committee that meets inside your head that they have nothing to say you haven't heard before and it's about time they disbanded until they have something positive to say."

"Happiness is attained, not through self-interest, but through unconditional fidelity in endless love of eternal light."

"Say This to Her/Him and Just See What Happens... *I want to kiss you in places I've never kissed you before."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"If you want something you have never had, you must do something you have never done."

"I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Excuse me, I feel interrupted and I think I've overdose from the idea of loving you."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."