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"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Using the Backdoor If we compare writing computer code to sex,then hacking would be anal sex."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"At the end of the day I went to this place where your memories left footsteps on my skin and the breath of your touch stained my desire. Yea, it was one of those nights where I needed you the most."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Poetry and Dogs [10w] Poetry and dogs make the best companions.Don't trust dogs."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."