"I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best."
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"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."
"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."
"In the highest civilization, the book is still the highest delight. He who has once known its satisfactions is provided with a resource against calamity."
"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."
"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"
"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."
"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."
"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."
"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."
"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."
"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."
"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."
"Create your own style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others."
"An attitude of positive expectation is the mark of the superior personality."
"Misfortune Misfortune is but a stepping stone to great fortune ~especially if your slip and fall was possibly caused by negligenceand you get yourself a good Jew lawyer to sue the parties responsible."
"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."
"I'm an adventurer, looking for treasure"
"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."
"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."