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"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"At times anger will trigger harsh words. After a cooling period wisdom sets in; finally, the ability to speak from the heart with love and compassion."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Scissor, Paper, Rock [10w] When time acts like a scissor,react like a rock."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"She had the best kind of courage, or maybe the worst kind, the kind that gets you into trouble."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity is an insignificant zit on the surface of history."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."