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"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Jesus [10w] "Sorry to keep you hanging,but it's just our nature."

"Non-judgment quiets the internal dialogue, and this opens once again the doorway to creativity."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"When the road ahead seems impossible, start the engine"

"Slowly, with many lost days, I come back to life."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Enigmatic Real Estate I choose to live on the edge of mysterywith its inscrutable view of complexityhedged by perplexity.Also, there's a Walmart nearby."

"Pain vs. Pleasure {Couplet} Pain and pleasure are nearly identical,the difference lies in their temporal perception.Pleasure feels fleeting, pain feels unending;both jolt us at the nerve's first inception."

"Missouri State Motto Salus populi suprema lex esto [16]If our chiggers don't getcha', Rush Limbaugh will."