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"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Invisible Attraction What's invisible to the eye is that as you move towards love,love moves towards you."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"She was a beautiful dreamer. The kind of girl, who kept her head in the clouds, loved above the stars and left regret beneath the earth she walked on."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"No thought is a stupid thought, those who are thoughtless are thought of as stupid."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 2 ~ Shit If you're going to run for public office,you must first scrape the shit off your shoe,or the stink will follow you."