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"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Sometimes the most beautiful people are beautifully broken."

"Poetry is a Ladder {C☰O☰U☰P☰L☰E☰T} {The poet's job is to create a ladder} {for the reader to enter his imagination}and☰once☰they've☰climbed☰u­p☰to☰the ☰top☰remove☰each☰rung☰by☰grad­ation"

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"