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"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Doldrums People who live in the doldrumscan't throw caution to the wind."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"A lie never grows old."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Notoriety vs. Anonymity [10w] 'Tis better to live with notoriety,than die of anonymity."

"The secret to modeling is not being perfect. What one needs is a face that people can identify in a second. You have to be given what’s needed by nature, and what’s needed is to bring something new."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."