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"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Y, entonces, en ese instante que tan solo dura un segundo, el cerebro se encarga de abrir la cerradura del cofre en el cual guardas todo lo que aprecias. Cede de tal manera que la tapa se abre y todo lo que hay en el interior sale de forma tan rápida y tan fugaz que no puedes detenerlo."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."