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"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"The Refugee I packed my car with cash and valuablesand headed for the border.At the first checkpoint they took my cash.At the second they took my valuables.At the border they took my car and my shoes.I walked barefoot the last 100 feet to freedom,and was greeted with open arms by a person I didn't recognize.In time I discovered that strangerwas the me they could not take from me."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"She was a beautiful dreamer. The kind of girl, who kept her head in the clouds, loved above the stars and left regret beneath the earth she walked on."

"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."

"Learn from Children [10w] Children picture God as a smiley sun emanating love light."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"The greatest adventure is to have no fear for the blaze that lies ahead."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."