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"Nomad {Couplet} When your roots grow from the outside in,home becomes whatever place you're in."

"The only love that I really believe in is a mother’s love for her children."

"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."

"Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man."

"Don’t overact the story of your name. Overact the story of your work."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Q & A The illness of our time is not that we lack for answers;man's tragedy is that we've forgotten the important questions."

"Definition of Haiku in Haiku Due to brevityyour lame observations seemdeeper than they are."

"Sixty is the New Fifty The good news is sixty is the new fifty.The bad news is twenty is the new ten."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"North Dakota Haiku "My bib overallslook spiffy at a weddingor a funeral."

"If you want something you have never had, you must do something you have never done."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Spreading Yourself Too Thin We tend to bite off more than we can chewbecause we've got big mouths."