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"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"The Rubik's Cube of Omár my Mán A Key of Coke underneath the Bough,A Jug of Jack, a Brick of Hash ~ Newsflash:'Now who the fuck needs Thou'."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Getting Real about the Eel It's not that eel wants to avoid commitment.From the eel's point of view, it is a matter of survival.Who the fuck wants to be with an eel anyway,when there are plenty of less slippery fish."

"I like to reinvent myself — it’s part of my job."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Poetry in a Bottle [10w] If you could bottle poetry you'd have one addictive drink."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."