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"In the highest civilization, the book is still the highest delight. He who has once known its satisfactions is provided with a resource against calamity."

"Trickeries, Sophistries and Traps [10w] Life's great irony is that we, the trapped,set traps."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Rat-Race [10w] There’s no refuge for creatures opting out of the rat-race."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."