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"When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Some Semblance of Such "To lose one's identity to a Doppelgänger may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose multiple identities speaks of Nabakov."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"The moment you start arguing with an ignorant fool, you have already lost."

"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."