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"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"When the road ahead seems impossible, start the engine"

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Committees [10w] A committee sits in a rectangle and talks in circles."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Because you’re a creation of God, you reflect the Divine qualities of creativity, wisdom, and love."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."