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"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Wheels of Change Discontentment is the wheels of change.You can either add some grease to bring about change faster,or run in front of them in protest,and be crushed by them."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Getting Even Bring a gun to a knife-fight,Bring a nuke to a war.Even if you don't win,You'll even the score.““”̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪ⓧ)=ε/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿"

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"Bonjour [10w] You're more obscure than first we met,"uttered with regret."

"Excuse me, I feel interrupted and I think I've overdose from the idea of loving you."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"The AP Stylebook is Useless {Couplet} I can't abbreviate abbreviation nor know how to initialize an acronym,I can find the contraction for contraction nor the précis for a homonym."

"Believe God for something today. Prayer is the key to connecting with God and allowing Him to speak to your spirit. Open your heart and free your mind."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."