#sacred-wisdom

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. [10w] + {Couplet} Network TV's insistent stupidity to the Outer Limits pushes me."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."