#sacred-wisdom

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"The Poet as Enchantress [10w] + {Couplet} The poet is an enchantress,with or without a dress."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."