#sacred-wisdom

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."

"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"Detonation vs. Pre-Ignition [10w] Poets have thin skins;physicists call this differential burn rates."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."