#sacred-wisdom

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Summer NYC ☜ʇɥƃᴉlɟ☞'ɥsɐp ɐ 'ɥsɐlds ∀˙ɥʇɐq ʍollɐɥs ɐ ʇɐ sʍoɹɹɐds ǝʞᴉlsɹǝlʞuᴉɹds ʇɐ uǝɹplᴉɥƆ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~Children at sprinklerslike sparrows at a shallow bath.A splash, a dash, ☜flight☞"

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Rice-a-Roni: The San Francisco treat... ...the other treat, of course, being anal penetration."

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"How to Save the World [10w] When true love floods in, it could float an ark."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."