#sacred-wisdom

"Doublemint Gum: Double your pleasure. Double your fun... ...we're talking ménage à trois, you son of a gun."

"One Poet, 20 Months, 6000 Poems [10w] Let me take this breath... to celebrate my 6000th poem."

"My Brooklyn Childhood [10w] "Motherfucker! I gotta put more goddamn change in the swear-jar."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"In the Porn Industry [10w] Lacking a college-diploma's more than compensated by a humongous penis."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Knocked-Up Kinda' Loven Marry, me, marry me, marry me,You better say, 'affirmative',Cuz you stuck a bun in my ovenand you haven't an alternative."

"Time is Not a Constant [10w] Time speeds up, crawls, compresses and expands depending on mood."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"Marriage Material For women seeking a marriage partner,a man's sense of humor trumps good looks.Unfortunately for the funnymen out there,security trumps laughter."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

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"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."