#sacred

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Let's Celebrate! Photoshop Turns 25 This Week [10w] I bought a fake passport on Fiverr.Don't tell Mexico."

"Income Tax [10w] A man's income tax return measures his integrity and stupidity."

"The Poet's Mind In so many ways I walk ablaze in a maze,my eyes in a glaze, my mind in a daze,this poem's just a phrase in the latency phase,rephrase, rephrase, rephrase..."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Past/Present/Future I have no problem living in the present,but because of my pastpeople want to kill me in the future."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."