#sacred

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."