#sacred

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Too Much Information You must empty your mind of garbage to let new garbage in."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

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"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Old People [10w] At the mere mention of death they gasp for breath."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."

"I'm Not Talking About Fruitcake [10w] The greatest gifts are the ones that can be regifted."