"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."
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"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"
"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."
"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."
"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."
"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."
"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."
"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."
"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."
"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."
"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."
"Obscenity [10w] Obscenity's undefinable becauseeverything that occurs in nature is natural."
"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."
"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."
"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."
"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."
"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."
"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."
"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"
"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."