#sacred

"Privacy [10w] Why someone prefers his privacy is itself a private matter."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Ageing [10w] There's no such thing as age -- only degrees of opacity."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"Indiscernible Love [10w] True love's so effortless, others can hardly see it's happening."

"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"

"please=""hand=""me=""the=""remote,=""dear."=""[10w]=""The most effective method of birth control is grannie panties."

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"Grass in a Sidewalk Crack Grass sprounting miraculously in a sidewalk crack is a metaphor forlousy maintenance."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Break All the Rules of Poetry Place no limits on your poetry.Live a little.Break all the fucking rules!If it comes deep from the wellsprings of your imagination,the woolgathering of dreamers ~it is poetry ~no matter what anyone says."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Death [10w] What the the dying most resent is life goes on."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."