#sacred

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Gray [10w] Since gray's the 'new black' things aren't black and white."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Enemies {couplet} Ne'er shall man's enemies been drawn so near,then when he seeketh to compare."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"