#sacred

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."

"Family {Couplet} For my misery, family brings relief,tripling my joy, halving my grief.This aesthetic arithmetic's quite poetic,an accounting surmounting odds unsympathetic.Now there seems no hardship I cannot withstand,accompanied by my exponential, familial band."

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"But that did not stop her heart from shattering into countless pieces or her soul from shredding into slivers."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"UPS [10w] Women at work judge the UPS man by his package."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Poet and the Fool {Couplet} {Limerick} The fool does his ego inflate,much like a poet does his oeuvre overrate.But the truth of the matter is that neither shit matters;harsh reality shall both nitwits deflate."