#sacred

"Breathe inhale.exhalerepeatThat should solve 90% of your problems.For the other 10% ask your local Rabbi."

"Prayer [10w] Despite God's grace, prayer is not a wish granting well."

"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"United Negro College Fund: A mind is a terrible thing to waste... ...and so is your paycheck,so don't waste good money on a lost cause."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

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"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Depth of Love [10w] The longer the time between relationships,the deeper your love."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Consciousness-Driven Evolution circa 60,000 B.C. Random genetic mutation allowed homo sapiens to compete more successfully for food and mating rights. Just listen to girl chatter posted on the cave walls:"Boy, Uggh is hot. He's sentient!""Yeah. He doesn't need a club to get my attention."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."