#sacred

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Origami Master If you're the greatest origami master in the worldmaybe I can find you a job folding napkins at a restaurant.I'm not making any promises."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Schmuck [10w] + {Couplet} Show kindness to a schmuck,it's guaranteed you'll get fucked."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"