#sacred

"Pamela Anderson Haiku Ben Stillerbeds Pamela Anderson.My alarm clock rings"

"How Much Space? {Couplet} Give a lover space enough to rejoice in their choice,but not enough room for their doubts to give voice."

"To Trend or Not to Trend I've had a thousand trending poems,they were rarely my best.Evoking empathy and shared feelingis the poet's only true test."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"I was an adventurer, but she was not an adventuress. She was a 'wanderess.' Thus, she didn’t care about money, only experiences - whether they came from wealth or from poverty, it was all the same to her."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Pussy [10w] Her pussy was heaven's gate and the backdoor of hell."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."

"Evil [10w] Believing you're evil sets into motion the wheels of self-destruction."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

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"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."