#sacred

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Jew in a Canoe Haiku Jew in a canoe,whitewater rushes, the canoe tips.The Jew doesn't."