"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."
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"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."
"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."
"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."
"Self-Sufficiency [10w] When God closes a door,buy a Sawzall from Home Depot."
"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."
"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."
"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."
"Snob [10w[ I'm throwing a party so exclusive I'm not even invited."
"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."
"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."
"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."
"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."
"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."
"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."
"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."
"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"
"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."
"Scientifically Proven [10w] Mariah Carey has a brain the size of a walnut."
"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."