#sacred

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Good and Evil To have good and evil the Devil must always remain a step beyond saving."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"New Year's Resolutions New Year's resolutions shouldn't be about doing new things;it should be about stopping to do the shitty things you're already doing."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Garden [10w] A garden is a poem written with flowers on earth."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."