#sacred

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Charity [10w] Contentment over your life is the best aphrodisiac for charity."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."

"Perspective [10w] In every needle there's a haystack,if you step back."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."