#sacred

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Love's Reward [10w] + {Couplet} Love repaid is love's reward;recompense fair towards being adored."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Grateful [10w] + [10w] If you can't think of anything you should be grateful for,think that you can think and be grateful for that."

"My Sweet Home, Alabama If it grows, it sticks, if it crawls, it bites,if it's outside, it rusts,if it's ornery, it fights,if it's a dawg, it barks.if its a possum, it feignsif it's a buggy, it squeals,if it's winter, it's summer,If it's slimy, it's eels.If it ain't Dixie, it won't do,so let's fix to get piss drunkand lynch us another nigger and Jew."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"In a True Global World... [10w] Famous people should be allowed to travel without a passport."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."