#sacred

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Star No matter how bright the star, it's just part of a galaxy which is part of a constellation which is part of the night skywhich is part of the known universewhich is a speck of dust in God's eye."

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"The Game Is Afoot God's buried eight jewels within my soul.Life's game is,'Remove each gem, yet find me whole.'The clue is,"Eight is one, and one is eight,no jewel's more precious,all equally great."

"Hug [10w] To embrace what you truly love,give it a hug."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Carlsberg: Probably the best lager in the world... ...just like IKEA is the best furniture on earth."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Men Be Forewarned! [20w] A man caught in the embrace of the wrong womanis like having his penis caught in a bear trap."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Imaginary Friends When my childhood imaginary friend got mad at mehe insulted me by calling me 'real'."

"Perdue: It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken... ...it's all about steroids and crowd management."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"Broken Heart [10W] The broken heart becomes volcanic, forever rumbling anddispersing ash."