#sacred

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Masochist [10w] A masochist goes to massage parlor seeking a tragic ending."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"Death as Opportunity [10w] Death's an opportunity to wisely fill the void it leaves."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Athens, Texas Haiku Blackeyed Pea Capital of the World.Yup, just another shithole."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"The Jewish NOW There's no time like the present ~but in the future,who can say?"