#sacred

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"First Things First [10w] God created the possibility of absurditybefore he created man."

"ESL New immigrantswho've taken ESL (English as a Second Language),will always misunderstand sarcasm ~but those fuckers sure as shit enjoy the prices at Walmart."

"Dogs [10w] Dogs never lie about love,but occasionally fake an orgasm."

"The Great Blue of the Great Blue A Great Blue whale mourns her hunted mate.Her heart, once the size of an SUV,lonely rides the empty sea,her heart's now withered to subcompact class,her whys and wherefores, run out of gas."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."