#sacred

"Time Time waits for no man ~but for hot women Time makes exceptions."

"Pitter Patter I love to hear the pitter patter of little feet ~as they unsuccessfully struggle to break free of my choke hold."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Shit Poetry [10w] Poetry without grace of expression is just so much shit."

"Nevada Haiku 'Happens in Vegasstays in Vegas', long as youpay hos to shut up."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Preserving Beauty [10w] + {Couplet} Preserving beauty is futile;even Cleopatra returned to the Nile."

"A-New-Year's-a-Comin' [10w] A new year is coming!Let's all make new mistakes!"

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"Storm [10w] Clouds darken to X-rays revealingthe tumorous thunder resounding within."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Hemidemisemiquaver [10w] The composer evened the score by ending in a hemidemisemiquaver."