"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."
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1035 quotes about self-improvement
Discover inspiring self-improvement quotes from famous authors and thought leaders. Find wisdom and motivation about self-improvement to inspire your life.
self-improvement Quotes
"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."
"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."
"Your world of poverty can be recreated to that of affluence simply by speaking the Prince's language."
"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."
"If you argue and rankle and contradict, you may achieve a victory sometimes; but it will be an empty victory because you will never get your opponent's good will."
"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."
"Say No to Drugs Commercials The image of an egg sizzling in a frying pan is not your brain on drugs.It's just a fucking omelet."
"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"
"If you are faced with a lost opportunity, think of the shifting reality and be ready to catch it when it comes your way. This is the way reality functions."
"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."
"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."
"Keenly seek knowledge."
"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."
"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."
"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."
"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."
"Poets and Competitiveness [10w] "I'm the only poet I need to be better than."
"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."
"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."