#self-improvement

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"What is Hate? [10w] Hate is merely love hiding behind the mask of envy."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"When you concentrate your energy purposely on the future possibility that you aspire to realize, your energy is passed on to it and makes it attracted to you with a force stronger than the one you directed towards it."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Dammit Goddammit' Defined [10w] Damned if you do and damned if you don't double-bind."

"Facebook's New Marketing Slogan "We can only be lonesome together.900,000,000 served."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Cumin vs. Acumen Cumin is a powerful spice with a nutty peppery flavor;Acumen is more about having the good taste to knowhow and when to use it."

"Second Opinions My doctor told me I have pancreatic cancer and have 2 months to live.I asked him about getting a second opinion.The Doc said, 'No problem.'He thought for a second and said,'I think the Boston Red Sox are going to win the series again this year."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."